2026 Projections
Through Week 6 · every team’s current roster, optimal lineup off Sleeper’s weekly player projections, 6,000-sim Monte Carlo of the rest of the season · updated Oct 23
Through Week 6: Jake projects out front. The rest of you are somewhere between "in the hunt" and "already thinking about the draft."
| # | Team | Pts/Wk | Proj. Record | Playoffs | Title | Last |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Cold Bears on IcemanJake | 141.9 | 10.6–3.4 | 100% | 48% | 0.0% |
| 2 |  Gibbs me your buttholeMike | 129.5 | 9.3–4.7 | 96% | 16% | 0.0% |
| 3 |  God Damn JettsBlake | 118.1 | 8.6–5.4 | 81% | 4.7% | 0.0% |
| 4 |  Sleeper App Gambling BotBrad | 127.7 | 8.3–5.7 | 85% | 6.5% | 0.0% |
| 5 |  Kim jong un's playersSean | 124.5 | 7.9–6.1 | 75% | 7.9% | 0.0% |
| 6 |  2 Mikes, 1 KuppGabe | 123.3 | 7.0–7.0 | 49% | 6.7% | 0.1% |
| 7 |  Cwoods51Cody | 126.4 | 6.5–7.5 | 43% | 5.7% | 0.2% |
| 8 |  Cook’n in the HamptonsRyan | 113.0 | 6.3–7.7 | 18% | 0.7% | 0.4% |
| 9 |  Love Brown SpearsScott | 116.9 | 6.2–7.8 | 22% | 1.4% | 0.2% |
| 10 |  Nacua MatataTrevor | 124.4 | 5.9–8.1 | 26% | 2.5% | 0.9% |
| 11 |  NFL YoungBoyBrett | 111.6 | 5.3–8.7 | 5.8% | 0.1% | 1.1% |
| 12 |  Sir Nix-A-LotTyler | 98.5 | 2.1–11.9 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 97% |
The Tape
12th last year, 1st now — the roster finally showed up.
Quietly projects 2nd after finishing 11th. Nobody's talking about you, which is how you like it.
Up from 8th to a projected 3rd. Enjoy it before the regression notices.
70-88 for your career and this year won't move it much.
5th, 8 wins, no notes. Aggressively adequate.
76-82 for your career and this year won't move it much.
Projected 7th, outside the cut. The roster says spectator.
3rd to 8th in one offseason. Impressive, in a way.
Down from 1st to a projected 9th — the window didn't close, it got bricked over.
Down from 5th to a projected 10th — the window didn't close, it got bricked over.
Down from 2nd to a projected 11th — the window didn't close, it got bricked over.
Projected 12th with a 96% shot at dead last. Measure your mantel for the toilet.
Projected points come from Sleeper’s weekly player projections with the optimal lineup set each week (bench points don’t count). Roasts by the house AI off each team’s real numbers.